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University of Alabama

The most amazing place on earth. The greatest college in the SEC and since the SEC runs NCAA athletics that makes it the greatest college in the country. It is a place where tradition matters...12 National Championships, 21 SEC Championships, and more bowl appearances than any other team in NCAA football. It's where the great "Bear" Bryant became a football legend. The place where the amazing Nick Saban now hangs his hat.

One of the biggest party schools in the country. Everyone has a good time in a visit to the U of A.
by loveUofA12 July 19, 2009
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Alabama Shakes

Withdrawals from alcohol and meth at the same time.
Jim Bob couldn't make the stop sign shootout, he's gotta bad case of the Alabama Shakes.
by kashi70 August 23, 2016
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Alabama Threeway

A sexual act involving three incredibly unattractive individuals; an analogous social or political situation.
The 2012 Republican primary race is like an "Alabama Threeway" between a your crazy uncle, your least favorite cousin, and a live pig (Santorum, Romney, and Gingrich, respectively).
by IwishIwereStephenColbert May 13, 2012
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Alabama Oyster

My girl said she was hungry so I gave her an Alabama Oyster.
by TheCraigMachine April 6, 2009
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Alabama headshot

When you knock out a blood relative, fuck them then cum on the open head wound.
Jerry surprised his sister with an Alabama headshot.
by Ol red rocketeer July 5, 2016
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Alabama Bidet

the act of cleaning ones anus, post defacation, with a high powered water gun or hose
Did you hear? Because of Dough's surgery, he's having trouble wiping. We should buy him a super soaker so his wife can give him an Alabama Bidet
by Shuffy July 7, 2010
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alabama snowblower

When the male finishes on the inside of the partners anus and the partner violently sharts the liquid into his face and yell "Make America Great Again!"
Lauryn I need your help!!! I was finishing inside Kylie and going in to see what damage I'd done and she surprise surprised me with the old Alabama snowblower! Now who's going to fix my carpet!
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