Across the alley

Across the alley is a reference to cutting yourself self-harm is defined as the intentional, direct injuring of body tissue, done without suicidal intentions. this one refers to the most common form of self-harm is using a sharp object to cut one's skin going across the arm and now down the arm

(note: not "across the street" that's slitting wrists)

i cut myself horizontally not diagonally i like to go across the alley

by LexxDef March 27, 2019

Trash in the alley

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.

Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!

by Maria Martinet December 2, 2022

Down Ugly Alley

When you're on Tinder and you hit a run of six or more Uggos in succession.

I was on Tinder and got caught Down Ugly Alley

by Thebeastwithtwobacks August 1, 2023

Meet the Chimps in the Alley

White Nationalist slang for lynching. Typically used to intimidate black people.

Person 1: We'll bring our guns to the rally, and meet the chimps in the alley!
Person 2: Hell Yeah Brother, 1488!

by saggydeernuts June 15, 2022

Alley

1. highly offensive 2. Deserving of censure 3. disgustingly objectionable

my nigga we be alley

by Brad July 19, 2004

Aleyda

Short girl with an attitude, who sets her mind on something that will never change. Likes her takis and drama. But is half a virgin. Also “is she thick?”

Omg did you see Aleyda?

Yea she had taki fingers nasty bitch.

by Just-tea August 7, 2019

Aaleya

an individual possessing the most evil of thoughts. This person will be petty all hours of the day and will have 0 remorse. Be cautious when be-befriending an Aaleya. They are rare for a reason.

Bro, I witnessed the pettiest shit today.

Lol! Must have been an Aaleya.

by Smogas Johnson October 5, 2017