dirty axe wound

another name for the female genitalia, when its dirty
Ms.Chuabe has a dirty axe wound.
by katy reid December 10, 2007
mugGet the dirty axe woundmug.

axe womb

an axe womb is a womans fanny
look at the size of her minge,she's been twatted with an axe.
i nobbed this bird last night you should of seen her battered axe womb
by L briggs September 25, 2006
mugGet the axe wombmug.

Tend To The Axe Wound

This is the act of fingering or fondeling a girls vagina.
The word 'tend' is used because sometimes it can be a tedious act; Axe Wound describes the appearance of the vagina or gash if you will.
It was only fair that after Mary went down on me that I tend to the axe wound.
by T-Roy October 10, 2005
mugGet the Tend To The Axe Woundmug.

infected axe wound

Referring to the female genitalia when it literally looks like it was once attacked by an angry axe.
I hit that infected axe wound even though it grossed me out.
by Ellio's Pizza January 4, 2017
mugGet the infected axe woundmug.

battle axe rampage

any music or movies influenced by the vikings
by Anonymous November 3, 2003
mugGet the battle axe rampagemug.

old battle axe

One's spouse or partner. Same as ball and chain.
Can't come out tonight. Gotta go meet the old battle axe.
by Twin Dongs February 18, 2017
mugGet the old battle axemug.

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