asshole

someone who thinks they know everything about music and goes on urban dictionary to argue with people about which artist sucks and who doesn't suck. Any decent human being (aspecially a self proclaimed "metal head") would not care about what other people think about the music they listen to. When you try to defend the band you like it makes you appear weak and makes everybody else who likes that band look bad. When you talk shit about a band you dont even listen to its just making hate inderectly which is some pussy shit. give it a rest and live with the fact that there are people out there who like different music than you. FASCIST PIGS!

asshole1:omfg i love a7x!!!!! they rawk!
asshole2: a7x sux big time dick fuck you
asshole1: stfu a7x is the best band evaaaaaa!
asshole2:thats not even metal and ur probly like 10 years old
asshole1:no waaaaaaaaa!
ME: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP! so fuckin annoying...

by YouCanAllSuckIt December 12, 2010

asshole

1. Someone who used to be your good friend but then befriended some jerks and became one himself.

2. The jerk mentioned above makes fun of you and ruins your reputation.

3. Your whole high school.

"what an asshole"

by 2k15sucks June 23, 2015

asshole

Creature who is like a butthole, completely unable to do anything other that take a shit every which way it's pointing. Has no other function, besides occasionally being fucked by a dick.

Take a crap over a mirror. You are witnessing asshole behavior, with the metaphor in reverse.

by Yossarian237 February 6, 2014

Asshole

Tyler

Díana: Tyler fuck yOu ! You’re an asshole
Tyler: I know I am

by Gloryoongi July 5, 2018

Asshole

Self explanatory.

Guy- Who's the asshole now?
Other guy- The same one that was already the asshole, me. I'm the same asshole I've always been.

by Solid Mantis May 16, 2020

Asshole

Someone who's not in line and never has been.

Sean is an asshole.

by Solid Mantis August 25, 2019

Asshole

That guy who didn't use his turning signal.

You: Don't. No. Don't!

Them: "cuts in your lane"

You: Oh! Awesome, nice blinker asshole!

by TheRingOfAll February 8, 2014