A Mr.Alfred is a cheap piece of shit that was raised by gay french hobos.they like choking o the princials dick for a job and are usually teachers that are child molesters.
Daniel:What did you do with your son last weekend
Ombati:I played with him
Daniel:Stop being a Mr.Alfred.
Ombati:I played with him
Daniel:Stop being a Mr.Alfred.
by ifuckedyourmother2.0 August 31, 2018
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Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.
They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
Though they have a tough outer self they can be the most caring and affectionate person that you've ever met.
They have the biggest and genuine heart. <3
by Unknownimous* June 7, 2021
Get the john alfonso mug.A type of person who wants to be famous but doesnt post anything on social media. Loves herself that she can stare her reflection in the mirror whole day. Has so many personality, she is easy to be friends with. Love noisy surroundings and silence, want to be alone but also want a person who will listen to her rant. She love the sky espicially when it's night. Small things make her happy and it also make her cry. Overthinker, they always feel outcast. They know a lot of sport, always curious, and asks about random things. They are good at faking their emotions, so dont be fooled with their smile
Rujen Alfia is outside admiring the night sky again.
Whats wrong with her? Should I ask her if she's okay?
Don't bother asking, Rujen Alfia won't tell you the truth.
Whats wrong with her? Should I ask her if she's okay?
Don't bother asking, Rujen Alfia won't tell you the truth.
by Alphius October 21, 2021
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"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*
"Yeah I'm thinking something fancy."
"How about some children alfredo?" *unzips pants*
by Chad Buttersworth June 16, 2022
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Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Three guys gather 'round a girl and simultaneously cum onto her hair.
Three guys, all naked, jacking off together. If that isn't latently homosexual, I don't know what is. The girl doesn't change that, and is obviously a front. Take her away, and you're presented with exactly what they all wish it was.
Guy 1: I was in a three cheese alfredo yesterday. It was so hot.
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!
Guy 2: Especially when you got some splatter on yourself, right?
Guy 3: ... Hey!
by kjsdfvlksd July 7, 2010
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Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein
Guy: i got some sausage and meatballs alfredo, its delicious and full of protein
by 1p2o3i4u August 25, 2011
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