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A guy who usually flexes but says he has retired flexing. Usually takes 30 mins to gel his hair. Has a cracked iPhone and says he’s going to get a new one but he won’t.
Aidan by Aidan Prentice June 7, 2019
The most enlightened of all, the god amongst men and king of kings. You shall bow before his amazing power you little worthless peasants. BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW LEADER!! BOW!!!!!
Also enjoys cola.
Wow he is such an amazing person who likes cola. He is such an Aidan!
Aidan by ADNN June 12, 2019
LITERALLY THE SWEETEST PERSON ON EARTH he is the best friend you can ask for but gets friend-zoned by every single girl he meets
Aidan: can we fuck for 20 bucks
Kayla: you’re just too nice
Aidan by THEREALAIDAN June 13, 2019
He’s the kid that sits next to you in math class. He is kind of quiet, but every once in a while he responds to you and it’s beautiful. He will say something like “stop telling me that you took my nose it’s literally on my face” and “please shut up”. He always does his math sometimes and he most of the time is spaced out. He is secretly in the Russian mafia but he’s kind in the heart.
Aidan put away your phone

Aidan you can’t go to the bathroom

Hi Aidan, how was your weekend.
Aidan by Happinesshither May 7, 2019
The kid who sits next to you in math. He is quiet, but every once in a while he says beautiful things. Like “stop saying you stole my nose I’m trying to work”, and “my day was good thanks for asking”. He always is spaced out or on his phone but that is okay because he is secretly a god at math. He also probably is in the Russian mafia but he is a cool dude so you deal with it. He has two hands and two feet but only one mouth so what planet is he from?
Aidan how was your weekend

Aidan how do u do this problem

Aidan stop it

Aidan can I borrow a pencil
Aidan by Happinesshither May 7, 2019
The act of having an orge with women named Federico and Gregory
I will Aidan with Federico and Greg later
Aidan by Oisin is God May 8, 2019