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Weiner Ache

Where a male is aroused by the actions or words of an abnormally hot female, and undergoes the process of erection to blue balls in a matter of seconds; abnormally fast for the average human, causing an aching sensation in the penis.
Wow, i just looked at her ass and got a weiner ache!
by Nebby the kewlest March 2, 2010
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Aching for a baking

A phrase used to indicate a strong desire to smoke cannabis.
Fuck yes! I'm aching for a baking.
by Ed-dog March 30, 2011
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Achingly

Another word for adorable UwU Or any other meaning you want it to be :3 Ps.Its pronounced different UvU a-ch-in-gl-y OwO Not like “stomach ACH” btw
Wow your so achingly!
by wEiRdO UwU October 5, 2019
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Cap-ache

An ache or pain located in the head caused by reading and writing in continuous caps lock, it happens because when you read caps lock it is like you are shouting over people, that arn't actually there.

There is no cure.
Reggie: AHHHH CAPS LOCK LOLOLOLOLOOL

Hasna: ouch, cap-ache.
by cap-ache victim #1 October 23, 2009
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heartbrake stomach ache

the horrible feeling in ones stomach when there heart is broken
by soaricjorg February 19, 2011
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Achy Breaky Heart

The term used to describe the heart shaped welt left on a womans check face/ass after getting cock slapped by her partner. Common practice in adult movies as an intermission between felatio sessions to postpone dick spit.
I saw this girl at work yesterday that had a strange new welt on her face in the shape of an heart. It was definitely an achy breaky heart she got from her boyfriend that morning.
by Sevan Khatchatoorian April 6, 2005
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Ball ache

Similar to blue balls; Ball ache occurs when a man spends all night grinding with a lady but, alas, does not ejaculate, leaving him with a dull ache in the testes. It is the worst pain a male can suffer.

There is only one cure to ball ache, and that my friends is known as a wank.
A: Why are you walking like John Wayne?
B: Ball ache.
A: I thought you were with Jane last night?
B: Indeed. She may look like a pro, but sadly she couldn't finish off a packet of crisps.
A: Sorry to hear that
B: Shhh... I'm off to wank.
by Tidy as f*ck like March 22, 2009
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