cock jeans

Jeans on a male so excessively tight you can see the outline of his balls and penis.

Sized-down skinny jeans can become cock jeans. "That guy with the cock jeans is advertising only how small he is."

by hipsternoway December 31, 2013

fire jeans

Fire jeans is a term coined in early 2017 and is a way of complimenting someone's jeans or booty.

His booty looks hot he must be wearing those fire jeans.

by vsand May 16, 2017

The Jeans Word

The Jeans Word - A way to describe your legs without saying legs like an actual un-Victorian Gentleman

Gerald: I love your legs Reginald
Reginald: HOW GHASTLY DOST THOU HATH TO BE TO REFER TO ONES SOUTHERN REGIONS WITH A WORD SO VULGAR AND COMMON. HOW UNBEFITTING OF A VICTORIAN GENTLEMAN
Gerald: THEN HOW SHALL I REFER TO THEM MY LOVE
Reginald: You must call them by the correct way. The single most perfect way to refer ones netherworld is by calling them "The Jeans Word"
Gerald: Oh Reginald I love your "The Jeans Word"

Reginald: Oh Gerald let us continue the slovakian traffic cone

by Rediah December 14, 2022

billie jean

a song by michael jackson, which refers to babygate. if you listen to billie jean, you know that louis is not the father.

“have you listened to billie jean?” “yes, of course! and i know that louis is not the father”

by mylarentsarebetterthanyours November 3, 2020

noelle jean

best.

noelle jean?


...noelle jean.

by seahawseee February 4, 2009

Downtown Jeans

Jeans built for a bigger booty, such as Apple Bottom jeans. Antonym: Uptown Jeans.

Did you see Lisa? What's girl trying to do with those downtown jeans? She's got no booty

by J Money3000 October 3, 2010

mama jeans

when someone says you've got the mama, you either take it as a compliment or take offense.

e.g. Bobby says, "you got the mama jeans" which Kevin replied with, " thanks?"

by longertack July 30, 2021