drew simmons

The name of a god who is daddy to all women and finesses mad punani

“that dude gets so much pussy, he’s almost like drew simmons”

by daddydrew777 August 10, 2017

Drew Watching

A kid/parent-friendly way of saying "Watching Porn". Typically involves masturbation.

Tim: I saw the hottest girl yesterday when I was drew watching.

by supersnoop January 1, 2011

drew chambers

very handsome and caring guy, you would love talking to sweet and understanding

that guy is so beautiful he must be a drew chambers

by heavens god November 12, 2016

The Drew Markovich

When you four finger defeater someone but it’s justified because they looked at you funny.

They just did the Drew Markovich on me and now my asshole is really sore.

by FourFingerabsolutedefeater April 17, 2021

Drew Read

Drew Read is a very sweet and wonderful guy. He's cute charming and an absolite fucking idiot. He lacks common sense and is very creepy. He stalks girls and follows them to their house. After they get inside he waits until night and sneaks into a tree. He takes out his binoculars and watches them shower. He particularly likes girls with red hair.

"I saw someone follow me home last night!"
"Oh, that was definetly Drew Read."

by DogPoopWeiner December 1, 2021

Drew C

That one abnormally short kid who probably has some sort of undiagnosed disability. He try-hards school but still gets 7/11 on English quizzes, but somehow is in a higher math class then every other kid his age. Also, he has been taking tennis lessons for 8 years and is still ass at the sport, with the excuse of "It's about technique". The only sports-related trophy he has is a "coaches award" for snitching on all the other kids in the lesson, except that there are no other kids and he just needed an ego boost. He spends most of his time in his room or on the couch watching YouTube, and is absolutely atrocious at any videogame despite playing them for multiple years on end. Don't que valorant with him because he will lower the group intelligence by at least 20%.

Person 1: "Bro who tf is that Drew C kid and why is he so ass at tennis???"

Person 2: "Idk man he's been taking lessons for 8 years. I think he has a tumor or smth idek."

by KeiKenchi July 27, 2022

Drew Berger

Drew Berger is unrelenting, unyeilding, yet willing to compromise. To be understood to be a fundamental force in the universe. One of the basic laws of the physical universe is that Drew Berger is Drew Berger. Drew Berger cannot be understood without significant study.

Decency, respect for others and their views, and accepting that not everything desired may be attained are core principles of Drew Berger.

If Drew Berger has been denegrated, if Drew Berger has been intentionally injured, entrapped, or if Drew Berger's efforts were obtained under false pretense, then Drew Berger becomes the meaning of entitlement and force.

Drew Berger is beloved by all, and will see it through until one of us are fucking dead

Drew Berger is beyond our comprehensive abilities, any attempt to discuss him negatively is usually followed by a thousand years of pain and darkness.

- Pope Micah Bonifacio

by K-dawg potkojk December 21, 2019