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Colon Cleansing Catastrophe

I shouldn't have eaten all that breakfast at the buffet table if I don't get to a bathroom fast I'm going to have a Colon Cleansing Catastrophe in my pants
by Shiftylou August 21, 2019
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Colon crusader

An absolute gayboy faggot that spends al their time up to their nuts in guts
Colon crusader OMFG that new dude is so far up the bosses arse the filthy colon crusading shit monkey
by Briz 69 September 7, 2019
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coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.
Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.
by A "professional" June 3, 2019
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Colonizer

One who brings infrastructure, electricity, indoor plumbing and capitalism to an otherwise tribal warring land where you would be traded, raped, and sold to the next tribe.
Thank God for European colonizers, or else I would have to hunt, sleep, and defecate in the woods.
by History4real July 9, 2022
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colon stones

Solidified blockages, a combination of shit, iron, and various unwanted nutrients, within the colon.
I haven't shit in a week. I think I have colon stones.
by Scrum nugget September 21, 2016
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To take one's virginity.
"Last night was crazy dude, I saw Josh getting his Virgin Island colonized."
"What does that mean?"
"To colonize one's Virgin Island is to take one's virginity."
"WHAT?? Who did he lose his virginity to then?"
"I was too drunk, can't remember."
by kk_a December 28, 2024
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Colon fogerty

The act of performing a fart transfer into a female's rectum then proceeding to go down on her. During this, she farts her (your) fart into your mouth in which you proceed to cup the gas in your cheek and immediately jump on top, stick your penis inside and blow the fart transfer directly I to her nose while she blows it out through her mouth back into your nose for you both to enjoy the euphoric sensation of the ultimate fart transfer
Me and my girl tried the colon fogerty last night, I've never cummed so hard in my life
by ...skankhunt42 December 27, 2021
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