Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
by Captcop May 26, 2021
Get the Gordonmug. 
Get the Gordonmug. A person who is always lying about everything in life. He tries to be the center of attention but very few people like him
by harshilthecommercial October 8, 2017
Get the henry gordonmug. by requiemsrequiem July 9, 2023
Get the Gordon Freemanmug. by Noah Gordon October 27, 2022
Get the Noah Gordonmug. A Hyperlethal vector, will kill you with any item nearby with absolute efficiency. Dr. Gordon is also extremely scary, and if he swears at anyone or anything, all atoms within 10km will be destroyed
by Bock_And_Calls June 13, 2023
Get the Dr. Gordonmug. Where you slap your girl/guys ass when cumming and say "What are you" and have them respond with "An idiot sandwich"
by Xespa August 18, 2022
Get the Gordon Ramsaymug.