Gordon Ramsey

Common (apparently) misspelling of Gordon Ramsay.

I can't be bothered to look up the correct spelling of Gordon Ramsey, so I'm just going to leave this here.

by truffleshuffle85 November 26, 2023

Gordon Shower

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.

Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"

by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Clayton Gordon

clayton gordon is a good man who is homo or gay he likes acting like a cat and a girl

clayton gordon was on his feet acting like a cat

by clayton gordon babeee April 26, 2022

Gordons Alive

To get a rather large stonk on, aka erection aka morning glory

Lookout missus gordons alive

by Hamtoucher December 4, 2010

Gordon Adolph

A drunk---

Hey look at that drunkem gordon adolph lying on the sidewalk!

by ICP GIRL May 5, 2009

Gordon

Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.

Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.

by Captcop May 26, 2021

Gordon Leadfoot

Da "evil twin" to da "nearly-weightless on his toes" Canadian singer; said "black sheep" counterpart loves to really "floor it" when driving.

I wonder if da melodious-voiced songwriter of "Ghosts of Cape Horn:" and "Wreck Of the Edmund Fitzgerald" fame is having to perform overtime just to pay for his irresponsible relative Gordon Leadfoot's speeding tickets???

by QuacksO May 7, 2020