diving shit

When you have to shit soo bad that you cant hold it so you jump in mid air as your pooping aiming it into the toilet.....also known as the “ DIVING SHIT”.

Rob ate too much hibachi leading to a diving shit once he got home.

by Clese May 18, 2018

moonshine diving

Swimming naked after dark usually in a natural body of water. Aka skinny dipping

We went moonshine diving in the lake last night.

by Southern Sweet April 23, 2016

nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Scuba Diving

When a guy pees with his dick submerged in the toilet

Al has an ankle slipper so he goes scuba diving every time he pees

by Big38HawkEm December 31, 2020

inter-diving

to explore the depths of the internet.

1-Hey did you go on a date with any girl at any point in your life?

2- no, inter-diving.

by meevs May 11, 2008

Controlled Dive

In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.

Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?

Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive

by semi-functional-addict February 16, 2022

Ducking and diving

Rhyming slang for skiving

I survived being given responsibility by ducking and diving.

by spiltseed March 20, 2019