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partial taco

When you throw seasoned beef on your woman's exposed vagina but she escapes before you can add the lettuce and tomato.
"YES, I did it just like you said, .. and just like I said.. it was just a partial taco. I've let you all down today."
by Word Puke August 1, 2016
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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taco purse

Yo bro I can’t find Shawna’s ticket, I think I lost it in my taco purse.
by CIA Baby July 1, 2024
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taco teepee

When a woman queefs under the blanket, then puts the blanket over someone's head.
Kind of like a "dutch oven".
She gave me a taco teepee last night, it was fowl.
by Riotsblaster June 22, 2022
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Taco Bell

A place where you're depressed while sipping on your Baja Blast.
I went to Taco Bell.
by Ahaha Get Noob Get Obese March 9, 2020
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glossy taco

a word used instead of "glossy top coat" creat by the holo queen Cristine, or simplynaillogical
now let's put on our glossy taco
by ariana oralgen April 18, 2018
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glossy taco

When you apply a top coat to your nail polish so it's smooth and shiny
"I suppose you don't have to put on a final coat of glossy taco, you cloud leave it a little textured but you know me, girl, I'm all about that glossy taco."
by peytonfunk April 18, 2018
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