As he bent over, his plumber's crack was glaringly obvious, so I took out a 5c piece and dropped it in the "slot" (his crack) and jumped back shouting loudly, "Dance Monkey, DANCE!" and so is born the dancing monkey!
by Unkl Piston November 18, 2011
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Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.
Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.
by Jimmy McMonkey December 11, 2003
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Blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!
by RYTOE November 6, 2003
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A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.
See also: hicky
A welt, blister, sore or rash located on the inner thigh—typically caused by the thighs rubbing together and, therefore, appearing on both legs. Common to men in shorts, those indulging on long walks in hot and/or humid weather, runners and fatties. Also applicable to welts, bruises or injuries caused by vigorous oral suction on the thighs or elsewhere on the body.
See also: hicky
by GabeB75 January 8, 2008
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Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.
by Eric Robinson August 29, 2004
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