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taking the piss

It can just mean making fun of someone or something; it can mean blatantly flouting what one knows to be a rule or normally acceptable behaviour, just because one can get away with it; it can mean selfishly taking advantage of someone, or of a situation, or taking a liberty, especially one involving hogging all of what is understood to be a shared resource for oneself.
That's the eighth time you've been back to that all-you-can-eat buffet table and filled three plates, Dave. You're taking the piss now.
by fiachdubh April 4, 2024
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pissed

I am very pissed yesterday.
by RedTomato1240 April 6, 2019
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Piss

It's piss what else did you think it was... It's that water like liquid that comes out of a dick when you need to go "number one"
Not to be confused with cum the primarily slimier, stickier and white liquid
Jim: "Afk, I need to take a piss"
Jimothy: "Ight, too much info though"
by Raccoon gamer March 12, 2023
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parrot's piss

Australian slang for a (mechanical) lubricant, usually WD40.
Person 1: Man, my doorhandle keeps squeaking. Obnoxiously. I need to do something about it.
Person 2: Spray some parrot's piss on it.

Person 1: Why didn't I think of that?
by Not Mera April 1, 2020
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piss holes in a snowbank

The feeling of being so tired that your eyes won't open fully. When you look exhausted; when your eyes are squinted due to lack of sleep.
"man, i need more coffee." "me too, my eyes feel like two "piss holes in a snowbank"
by Benny-BlueGid January 20, 2021
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Fart Piss Crap

Used in situations of disappointment. Much the word dam
Aw Fart Piss Crap! I forgot my damn mask!
by Firezombie forgot his password November 19, 2020
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Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.
“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”
by UFried October 10, 2025
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