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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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DROP HER FROM THE SPHERE

To imply that one is for the streets, a hoe, a woman of impure will, and deserving of the curb, in reference to Gatchiakuta when one gets dropped from the sphere and into the eternal trash dump.
guy1: Hey dude I heard Ava is sending pics to me even though she has a bf

guy2: DROP HER FROM THE SPHERE, HANG HER
by beyonder unchained August 26, 2025
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Dropping Anchor

(drop-ing ank-ur)
Verb
1. the act of penetrating a person's anus with your tongue while engaged in the act of eating their ass.
"Dude, I thought that chick last night was gonna jump through the window as soon as I started dropping anchor on her!"
by NickedBagg August 27, 2025
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Dropped the Fries

"You dropped the fries... thats a conundrum"
by Anonymous789112 August 31, 2025
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Derrick’s Drop

Essentially, a spell that is cast after two lovers have climaxed. The receiving member turns to the giving member and, grasping firmly, asks, “Did I get it all?” The receiving member then proceeds to perform, for a male lover for example, a post cum soft cock blowjob. The spell can only be broken by the giving lover announcing, preferably breathlessly, “Every last drop.”

Named after Derrick, a fitness trainer with an immense cock and a positive personality, who delivers massive loads and has legendary stamina and strength.
“Hey babe, tonight I want Derrick’s drop!”

“Ok, I’ll give it to you, but afterwards I get Derrick’s drop!”
by Havesomefun September 10, 2025
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drop a melon

1) To commit a spectacular, laughable failure.
2) To give birth to a monstrous turd so large you wonder how it came out of you.
"Did you hear about that wannabe techbro billionaire's antics yesterday? He dropped his biggest melon yet this time!"
"Hey Jon, you took a long time in there. Did you have to drop a melon?"
by Melon Dropper January 17, 2025
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congregation drop

an iconic section in the community-made demon "Congregation" featuring a beat drop
Minos: I died at the congregation drop someone kill me
Sisyphus: skill issue
by adhdev January 21, 2025
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