gapped ass

Having an enlarged anus due to vigorous intrusion and penetration.

She left the party all gapped ass.

by Boozie7673 December 5, 2014

Ass Goddess

One who possesses an ass of legendary status. Often heightened by the wearing of leggings preferably a size smaller than she probably should.

-Bro did you see that girl that walked past. talk about a fucking ass goddess

by The Dirty Samurai November 21, 2013

Ass Sand

When one has generous amounts of sand in their ass crack; often falling on to the bed as they sleep. Usually formed from not showering, ass sand is a common issue for many men with poor hygiene status'.

"Taylor, you got ass sand all over the bed."

by Sneisjwkkwla February 10, 2015

Pirate ass

The act of trying to find treasure in that huge ass. Pirates love treasure and ass

Jeremy is looking at my cousin for her pirate ass

by Jeremy likes 1D February 21, 2015

Ass Jockey

One who rides a donkey Ass Jockey

Did u hear the horse track is racing with donkeys now? Murph is racing today, i didn't know he was an Ass Jockey.

by nate nizzle March 20, 2015

ass splasher

correct term for bidet

Cletus had an unusually difficult poop so he spent a few minutes with his ass splasher and felt a LOT better.

by Uncle Joosie July 21, 2019

Ass smother

When a Slut smothers her ass all over your face. You can barely breathe. This is supposed to be a punishment, but I view it as eating ass and seems really fun and sexy.

pornhub title: Sexy hoe gets revenge with Ass smother
How is that a punishment? I wish I got that.

by IwannnafuckKateUpton April 25, 2019