Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

A blonde moment

Tyla Hutchison

“Shit I just pulled a blonde moment like Tyla

by Wanke_wallet January 15, 2022

Poo-reka moment

A moment of sudden, triumphant discovery, inspiration, or insight achieved whilst dropping a number two.

"Dave have you worked out that nasty issue you were looking at?"

"Not yet mate, I'm going to pay a visit to the men's room and see if I have a poo-reka moment."

by Kvarl_the_Lightbringer January 18, 2022

VH2 Player Moment

Somebody who cannot cope with the fact that Vampire Hunters 2 is gone from Roblox.

Random VH2 player: PLEASEEEEE ZAC REOPEN THE GAME I NEEEEEED TO GO BACK TO SPAMMING V AND MAKING FUN OF RANDOM CHILDREN FOR BEING NEW TO THE GAME PLEASEPLEASEPELASE OPEN IT AGAIN!!!

Me: VH2 Player Moment.

by Sjcnchdnsian January 22, 2022

A Sydney Moment

It's those moments where you wonder how the fuck someone is functional.

Sydney: "What's the name of the dog from Scooby-doo called again"?

Person: "Fucking eejit"

This is what is called 'A Sydney Moment'

by Kovern January 24, 2022

@bill riskos moment

The inability to find a sexual partner -ie get laid

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment

by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022

Jimmy G Moment

When your friend drops the ball and gets very angry.

Person A: "I can't believe she liked me all along!"
Person B: "Damn, that's a Jimmy G moment!"

by MikeBarnes248 January 30, 2022