willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

willy guillotine by hey gringo October 17, 2025

Survivors guilt

happens when individuals feel guilty after they survive a tragic, near death, or traumatic event when others perished.

He carried the weight of survivors guilt, wondering why he was the one who made it out alive.

Survivors guilt by Mexicanbuttholecheeksgod October 29, 2025

Survivors guilt

The feeling of disgust against oneself after surviving something traumatic. This brings on alot of self-blame.

"His hands still lingered on me. I feel disgusting.. Survivors guilt huh..? "

Survivors guilt by Pr3tty Gh0ul November 1, 2025

Bentlee Guidi

Running into traffic head on completely naked. To perform a Bentlee Guidi you must also have a clown nose on the tip of your penis while you run into traffic. You must also ask them all to come scoop.

Ugh my chungus ass life… I might go Bentlee Guidi to maybe find some friends.

Bentlee Guidi by doitfartbabygorl November 12, 2025

Loki guillory

Cute awesome best boyfriend ever for raiden loki is raidenphobic but is soul mates with him and hes so cute and perfect and loki is the best

Loki guillory is meant for rairai (raiden)

Loki guillory by Rairai:3 November 27, 2025

Unmerited Guilt

To have the feeling of
guilt even when you didn’t do something wrong.

My mother had unmerited guilt after dropping me off on my first day of school.

Unmerited Guilt by Kermie’s Kreations November 29, 2025

podcast guilt

noun
That nagging, low-level anxiety caused by an ever-growing list of unlistened podcast episodes. Often accompanied by FOMO, the feeling that you’re “falling behind” on important conversations, and the urge to binge-listen at 1.5× speed just to chip away at the backlog. Common symptoms include doom-scrolling your podcast app, sporadic end-of-year purges, and occasionally declaring “podcast bankruptcy” (marking everything as played without listening).

“I’ve got 47 unplayed episodes of JRE alone—podcast guilt is hitting hard this New Year’s Eve.”

podcast guilt by freezedriedgator December 31, 2025