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gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
by Viriledande March 9, 2026
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gloved-up goo-gone handjob

When the gloves need to come _on_, and things get dirty, it's no time for half measures. Best to bring out the big guns right off, get them thick 7mil gloves on, an anointal squirt of goo-gone in nitrile-gloved hand, we then begin the "cleaning" process, vigorously stroking back and forth over the length, agitating with pumice grit for added friction, a passionate fervor, and potent concoction of solvents, we grip firmly and to ensure the _entire_ length is coated, covered, and cared for properly. ;)

Always best to go full-bore, no half-assin! Now get them gloves on...
God, look at the gunk on that motherfucker, that poor thing needs some TLC and a good gloved-up goo-gone handjob, and maybe a miracle...
by Viriledande March 9, 2026
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omg you’re gonna hate me

something a girl says to you when she doesn’t wanna hang out with you later anymore
You: “ I’m excited to hang with u tn”
Her: “omg you’re gonna hate me for this…”
by thegreatnoticer October 15, 2025
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When you have said something so amazing or definitive that there are no further words required (i.e., a true "mic drop" moment), you look at the other party and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". Other variations "Let me put my teeth in" or "I'm funna put my teeth in." Origin: 91 year old named Glory gives interview to CNN reporter saying why she is voting for Mamdani in the New York mayoral election and at end of the interview she says "I'm gonna put my teeth in now" and walks away like a boss. Clip has over 6 million views on TikTok.
You have just won an argument with a final conclusive statement and you look the other person in the eyes and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". As you say it, you pantomime putting a set of false teeth in your mouth and then quickly walk away with authority.
by newyorkunc November 5, 2025
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in october your crush is gonna like you back

when you see your crush just tell them that you like them and show this card"in october your crush is gonna like you back"
by ryan.dbc October 1, 2019
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To boldly Go where no man has gone before

A description of sex with a lesbian.
I shall now beam down,

To boldly Go where no man has gone before
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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