Pre-game Shitual

A pre-game shitual is in fact the "ritual" of relieving one's self of inner frustrations and nervous feelings before a sporting event, in order to have a quality performance without doing the butthole dance. Usually taken in the form of a massive and satisfying dump.

John: Hey James, you coming out to the kick around before tonight's big soccer game?
James: Nah man, I have to take my pre-game shitual so I'll play to my top potential...and I had taco bell today.
John: Ah yes, it's always good to avoid the butthole dance during gametime.
James: Indeed my friend, indeed.

by nathanb33 August 22, 2011

Sum Najo Game

Term coined for an interaction between two persons in a game situation, where one party is repeatedly the winner. This game is unlike any other dominance solvable two person game because of the fact that it is not a game, in any sense of the word. What makes it a game is the psychological condition of the ‘winning’ player. Due to their unstable nature, the player constantly needs to feel like he is ‘winning,’ even in the most uncompetitive acts like drinking coffee, or watching a play. This feeling could be aggravated if the player has a very attractive parent, and feels the need to prove him/herself constantly. As the game and the win both exist only in the aforementioned player’s psyche, he ends up actually ‘losing’ to those around him. The only way currently known to ‘beat’ such a player is to get his sleeve caught in a door handle. Watching the player flounder around and lose train of thought finally deflates the player, and proves to be hugely satisfying to the wrongly victimized party. This type of psychological mindset is supposed to originate in humans from close interaction with the rodent Najamus Haiderus, who, unsurprisingly, lives life through a string of unsuccessful social interactions.

"Hi Najam what's up?"
"You suck. I win!"
"But I ju-"
"I said I win!"

by Najam December 24, 2004

girls go games

A website that is a big pile of cow poo mixed with hot garbage, they think that girls are shallow holes who only care about fashion and boys, they make it seem like you need to blonde with blues eyes to be "pretty" and if you have brown hair and dark eyes you are "a s!<#". They also used to have an inappropriate chat with girls younger then the age of 12, and they think that all girls must love the color pink, so anyway just don't use it..

Marie: What are you playing?

Joan: Just some game on girls go games called "Princess Blondie and Tomboy Peasant Makeover" 10/10 would recommend

Marie: ._ .

by MilkyPluto January 25, 2021

The better gaming chair

Term where someone instead of saying there better says the have the better gaming chair as a joke

Bro your ass get good

Nah you just have the better gaming chair

by Welive123 September 23, 2023

Black Pikmin gaming

A bad YouTube channel run by an 11-year-old whose videos are edited in YouCut or VSDC. His videos are cringe memes about either Punch-out or Earthbound, he is also probably depressed and wants to cosplay Aran Ryan from Punch-Out.
He even nuked @octosation's Discord server and is always roasted by them too. He generally makes videos about bad Minecraft Bedwars clips as well.

Black Pikmin gaming is such a bad YouTube channel1

by theOctosation October 2, 2023

Fuck Fuck Games

A saying that describes someone's actions as being petty and over dramatic.

We know what it means to play games, and we know what fucking around means. Put them together and you have Fuck Fuck Games.

1.That kid is playing fuck fuck games, he's pretending to be mad just to get some candy.

2.They both want to break up with each other and don't want to do it. They stay playing Fuck Fuck Games

by KidColeKay January 18, 2017

baby maker game

The act of sexual intercourse; having sex

"We were playing the baby maker game last night in the snow."

by bagelmoo February 13, 2005