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frocking

when two men with circumcised penises want to try docking but do not have the equipment to do so, they purchase a soft fabric (such as silk) and they fashion it into a make shift foreskin allowing them to proceed
dennis “i’m not sure about this one haz, mine looks kinda like a wizard sleeve
harold “don’t be daft denny that’s how i like it, now let’s get a frocking!”
by zestymcbetsy October 27, 2023
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Fucking, story.

Meaning some one wants you to fuck their ass senceless, like,

Tracey went out of her bathroom, wearing a thong so tight, it was like she was wearing nothing at all. But she remembered it was to make him horny as fuck and not even let him get her pussy. Jenson was on the bed looking at his phone, when he heard the door open he looked up and his mouth dropped through the earth.
"Fuck, baby," he said, barley a whisper, he then grabbed her by the hips and pulled her on his lap. "Fuck baby, I need you." He started grinding her hips on him, but she stopped him. " Ah, ah, ah, naughty boy, you didn't ask," but he didn't care, he pushed her backwards on her bed and spread her legs, and licked through the fabric of her thong, " Ah-" she stopped her self, trying to torture him even more. He started to pull at the thong, almost ripping it off her, getting a soaked pussy. But Tracey pulled his head away and kissed him passionately. " AH AHHHH AHH," He said inbetween kisses. She started to message his large, now hard, bulged. It was heavy in her small hands, when she reached her hand in his pants. "You horny already, baby?" He moaned in response. "MmmMmmmmMMMM, STOP WITH THE TEASING," He was done with it, angry even. He flipped her legs open, ripped the thong in half, and tossed them to the side. He pumped in two fingers fiercely inside of her. She couldn't control her moans any longer and was now screaming them, the neighbors probably heard, but nether of them cared at all.
That was Jensons and Tracey's fucking, story.
by Pussyfucker&dicksucker November 28, 2024
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Fooking Mental Guy

that’s one fooking mental guy !
by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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Fucking Mickey Mouse

A term used by Foreigners (specifically Israelis) to express a person who is a Metoomtam bli sechel she mitlabesh cmo giveret ba leilot.
Secretary: “Why don’t you use Danny for the framing job.”

Amos Bouzaglo: “ Fuck that Mather Fucker he is a Fucking Mickey Mouse this guy I don’t want to see that kelev masriach in any of my job sites ha mizdayen ba tachat haze!”
by Azulay December 13, 2023
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fucking shitclue

The point of a process where all frustrations come to a boiling point and yelling ensues combining all kinds of curse words together because you have no fucking clue what you’re doing.

OR your observation of a complete fucking shitshow of a mess that someone has left and they obviously have no idea what they’re doing and/or have run out of fucks to give.
There is no reason it should have taken that long. They obviously did not have a fucking shitclue of what they were doing.
by CalmURSelf December 22, 2023
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fucking around

something sufjan stevens is not doing.
by super mario maker 2 December 27, 2023
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