dick brothers

Two guys who have fucked the same chick.

Whoah... You both slept with Theresa?? You mean you two are dick brothers???

by monkey toes March 3, 2004

Dick Holder

nickname for vagina

Hey girl, get that dick holder over here, I need me some lovins.

by horny dude October 15, 2011

dick fluffer

the guy (or girl) who preps the penis before a porno flick. blowjob optional.

"don't worry about it, I hired a dick fluffer so you don't get nervous before the big shoot"

by Ethan Schiller December 25, 2007

dick cheney

A hired gun who will "accidently" shoot his own friends. He is old and was vice president of the USA for 8 horrible years. He had more power and authority than the actual president. He has strong republican values and that is why the world started to hate the US, becuase the rest of the world is liberal. Was the former CEO of Haliburton so he has business ties that further screwed the USA. Him and his Georgey left the USA in horrible condition, just to see if the democrats can make it better. Gave up by 2003 and with the supervision of G. Bush pointed the USA military at a random country (first he landed on Canada, then China, then landed on Iraq). Suspected robot because he is so old.

Dick Cheney is a dick.

by SilenceDogood January 14, 2010

Dick Haze

the phenomena of making cloudy decisions, factored largely by getting a regular dick appointment

suzanne - i think i have dick haze, can’t decide if i like him or not

by bennett_moynes January 9, 2021

Dicks in the butt

A semi-undercover attempt to still say that someone is acting, has just said something or is "gay", "gay as hell" or "gay as fuck" without saying gay.

**Best if used when in a situation where it may not necessarily be the most 'acceptable' to say that someone is acting or has just said something 'gay as hell' or 'gay as fuck'.

Dude, WTF?! Did you just see that shit?

Hahahaha...ya fool...that was Dicks in the butt

by weezy_beezy May 12, 2009

Marc-Dick

A long, slender, perpetually flaccid penis, often acting in the manner of a limp noodle. It has no practical use besides urination. Often pale and clammy.

Marc-Dick, Fishing line, twine, needledick.

by fittucker October 31, 2010