Cock Sucker

A sarcastic way to define ones mouth. The term is most often used towards a gigantic Tool Box.

Dude, if you dont shut the hell up, I'm gonna punch you in your cock sucker!

by Hot Rivet October 22, 2009

cock thauthe

A homosexual man trying to say "Cock Sauce". His gay accent works like a reverted lisp, changing "Sauce" into "Thauthe".

Gay man: Gawd, I absolutely love cock thauthe! *makes gay hand motion*
Straight man: Fuck off, queer

by Nazi Nigger October 28, 2006

cockness monster

whenst a man gets an erection,
whilst in ye olde bathtub

"dude, you shouldve seen my cockness monster, it was slimy"

by takeittothemacks December 19, 2008

Alarm cock

An unusual form of alarm used to wake one up in the morning,provided by males, usually used on females (some exceptions may apply) that may cause either intense pleasure or discomfort, depending on the user and alarm. Please note that this device does not work when the alarm is under the age of 12 or above the age of 60. One method to remedy this situation for those above the age of 60 may be a little blue pill that can be provided by your local doctor.

Batteries not needed.

there's something wrong with my alarm cock, it's started waking me up later and later nowadays

by chocolatesa August 15, 2003

cock scrounger

a person who desperatley needs cock in the ass pipe so much so they beg for the root

im not a cock scrounger, but my actual ass pipe is drying up please please can i have your cock up it, oh go on please

by big fraze June 20, 2008

choca cock

Cover your penis in melted chocolate, and have some one suck it all off.

We got so wasted last night. We went home and made choca cock.

by maribomb August 31, 2014

Cock-Assist

The opposite of Cock-Block.
When someone does their best to get two people together

Yo, so I was sitting there with my friend...and my other friend comes up to me and dumps my girlfriend into my arms. He was such a Cock-assist

by cock-aid January 19, 2010