Shoulda Rolled

A response to something that happened that in no way could be avoided.

Police officer: The victim was hit by an oncoming car. It was going too fast for him to avoid it.

Police officer 2: ....shoulda rolled.

Or

"Today we will discuss the ways Freddy Murcury could have avoided HIV. Number 1..... shoulda rolled"

by Pandeer Glepstein July 10, 2018

loo roll

How one might say toliet paper when you're from the UK.
A loo is the UK term for a toliet; and that stuff usually comes on a roll.

Hey asswipe!!!
Don't flush away the loo roll because we'll need that after taking a plop.

by Telephony2 August 1, 2023

Rolled

When someone is not good at the sport of Track & Field or Cross Country

"I think he runs a 5:07 mile or something"

"Yeah that's rolled"

by shaber05 March 29, 2023

Rolled

1) When someone in a race is slow
2) When you beat someone in a race

1) Dude how did you lose that race you are absolutely rolled
2) Girl you just rolled all of those people

by TrackxStar May 8, 2023

night roll

A meteorological phenomena where the setting sun in the east creates an increasingly darker sky in the west due to the spherical shape and rotation of the earth.

That’s not a storm on the horizon It’s just the night rolling in.

by N D Tyson March 30, 2024

Ham roll

Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.

“My cat proper pissed me off so I ham rolled the little bastered down the stairs the cheeky cunt”

by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.

Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?

by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025