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Ass tits

Where you have two distinct moles that look like nipples on your ass cheeks to make them resemble breasts.
"Hey, have you seen Kevin's ass tits? Those things are massive!"
by FlemBou June 22, 2021
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Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.
Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.
by hawke4me May 5, 2024
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tit time

That time when you feel a twitch so your missus shows you her tits, because they are awesome.
"Hey Jordon, its 22:10, you know what that means, tit time!"
by TJaldro69 May 4, 2017
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lying tit

1. An insult received when one is being a douchebag or has been caught confabulating.

2. the flattened shape natural male or female breasts make when their owner is lying on their back
"You've been cheating on me this whole time...you lying tit!"

"Wow, I was a double D but now that I'm lying down, I'm like an A minus!"

"No worries, that's just your lying tits"
by sheenaleena February 6, 2010
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National Show me your Tits day, or NSMYT Day, is the 29th of November, every year.
hey, its National Show me your Tits day, can i see em?

hey did you know its National Show me your Tits day? i feel bad for women.

National Show me your Tits day is today, and damn im happy.
by Artyom Nard November 29, 2021
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tit

its a fucking bird you horny motherfuc-
me: hey! look at those tits
friend: what?
me: those tits
friend: what tits?
me: the bird you fucking spoon
by ha ez February 12, 2021
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