dirty tube

After a man climaxes inside the sphincter, he pukes inside the open butthole and mixes the liquid substances with his penis.

person a: how was your weekend dude?
person b: fucken minted. i gave the missus the dirty tube.

by iknowmyshitdude July 25, 2016

dirty Mally

When you're in a nightclub, dancing and getting sweaty, and you go over to someone and give them a big hug.

I saw Paul in the Tartan bar the other night. He came over and gave me a massive dirty mally.

by Jjamjj September 26, 2021

Dirty Buds

The name given to any pair of cheap and crappy sounding pair of earbuds, usually packaged with a device such as an MP3 player or phone. Popularized by the YouTuber Dankpods.

Ah mate, those dirty buds didn’t stand a chance against Scarlet Fire

by CRT_Gaming June 12, 2023

dream dirty

that one girl who spills some soda or gets some homework and then starts having a seizure and crying

Julie is a dream dirty!

by diabetes ) December 6, 2018

Dirty Fiene

When a girl shits on a guys chest then rubs it in with her ass.

She gave Chaten a dirty fiene last night Bruh.

by BigdaddysD January 12, 2016

dirty bumper

When you are racing in the house like you have a tampon in the wrong hole and eyes wide open like the first time you had anal... cause saying "I'm crowning" is the nice version of what is going on at your back door.

Dammit, outta my way (waddling to the bathroom), I have a dirty bumper!

by Regina McSasserson June 9, 2014

Dirty Don

The act of using a fruit medley, chocolate, and caramel in a sexual act that involves eating, inserting and covering of all parties involved in said food. The act is finished when a literal caramel shower is given and bathed in.

Jennifer always wanted to have a Dirty Don but was too afraid her boyfriend would think she was weird.

by DSK1234 October 15, 2010