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Phantom Piss

The lingering feeling of needing to piss after you’ve held it for so long and then finally pissed.
“I think I need to pee again”
“Bro you just went. It’s probably phantom piss. You were holding your pee for the whole drive.”
by android-app August 31, 2023
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Piss villain

Piss villain is the type of guy you would see on the streets, he'd be going around giving out gamer girl bath water and ruining people's days. He'd also yell "piss off" to old people in a very exaggerated British accent.
Person 1#: oh my god have you heard about piss villain???
Person 2#: please don't talk about them they yelled at my nan for asking them to walk the fish.
by q-uinn January 14, 2022
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God's Piss

The finest hooch to ever grace the earth. Crafted by the master fermenters Judson and Harrison in the most unexpected of places. If a drop were to ever grace your lips, it would be the closest you would ever get to Heaven in this godless world.
Ayo, its me Vega. Hey Jack and Emily, I got so drunk off Judson and Harrison's God's Piss last night, that I literally thought God.
by NotJudson April 29, 2024
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Uber-Pissed

You just “Next-Leveled” being red-faced, nostril-flaring, spit-talking, stammer, stammer Yella-hammer, mad - that’s all it is. It’s a couple of rings below: “…( send him to)…the hospital not the morgue
When I found out my deadbeat brother-in-law had stolen my Glock pistol & around $3000 of my hidden cash around the house, had I been able to find him, not even his dental records would’ve helped to ID his sorry ass then, I was UBER-PISSED
by 15/15RcrdHldr August 27, 2022
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piss of ass

The action of excreting straight liquid shit after a bad burrito from Taco Bell.
How you feelin
“Piss of ass terrible go look in the toilet”
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piss-yips

A periodic inability to initiate urination, despite the need and opportunity to do so.
There's something about the toilets at work that gives me the piss-yips.
by tvrbird October 9, 2014
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pissing my flaps

damn i haven’t peed all day; when i get home i’m gonna be pissing my flaps
by shaftyB September 16, 2022
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