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Sir Elton John Suite

A suite of extremes. Either a lot of gay sex will happen or a this will be a suite filled with elegance and sober piano tunes in the background.
Damn Dave did you say in the Sir Elton John Suite last night?

Dave: “yeah man I got fucked by a dude”
by Wanson Azeez March 31, 2024
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John with an H

A faggot who spends all his time on the internet
Want to hang out?
No im being a John with an H today.
by Colina August 5, 2018
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John

A John is a person full of passion, love and understanding. It will always focus on your best interests and will always make sure to help you when in need.
Thank god John is here, my life would be very different without John!
by Exio June 1, 2024
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John Sebastian

An American singer and songwriter best known as the leader of The Lovin' Spoonful and as the person who sings the theme song for "Welcome Back Kotter."
John Sebastian should have been more popular.
by Ubeenbamboozledson April 23, 2023
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John

A pronoun to describe games,clothing,shoes, or any noun
You bruh I'm finna get a new pair of acics them johns tight
by Xprehd36 April 18, 2018
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John Mocker

The name John is Gay and white, but when the full name John Preston Mocker is there then you know he is an OMEGA GAY
See John Mocker, I heard he sucked DoctorKnockOut1's PP
by DKO1 December 15, 2019
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John

Johns are an interesting breed and are quite versatile, with the name serving as various euphemisms. Phenotypically speaking, Johns can be quite varied, but the most coveted among ideal women is the John that has recently emerged from some sort of existential crisis. One will notice this highly prized type by his interesting mix of dorkinness and raw masculinity. When not kayaking or rescuing damsels in destress, you can find a John jetsetting around the country to fix things. He fixes things, big things, machines that are important to industries which in turn help make economies run.
After paddling herself in circles in the kayak, John told Beth that he would save her if she flipped over. It was in that moment, that she knew what the hype of catching a rare Pokémon felt like, for she had spotted the rarest of Johns.
by A&Please me June 17, 2022
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