Nut Son

A funny looking person, typically called a dough head or ding a ling.

Man, look at that girl over there. She's surely a Nut Son.

by stan22224 August 25, 2009

nut smack

an act in which one release a huge load of jiz upon another

I just got nut smacked in the eye.

by bumble bee123 December 9, 2008

golden nut

a nut that is topped of with pee

would you like a golden nut on your face?

by kalikid February 5, 2010

Nut and Pass

When you cum/nut and you pass out after for 3-5 hours

Paiton: Brb ima do a quick nut
Jessica: uh huh "quick"

-20 mins later-
Jessica: Hey- are you done nutting yet
-5 mins later-
Jessica: HELLLOOOOo
Jessica: this guy really did a nut and pass on me

-5 hours later-
Paiton: oh uh hello
Paiton: im back-

Jessica: FINALLY- YOU TOOK SO GODDAM LONG

Based on a true story-- JUSTICE AND PEYTON

by lilpeepsdaddy December 23, 2020

Nut Juice

The proper and healthier alternative for "Almond Milk"

Tyrone: Its called almond milk cause no one can say nut juice with a straight face
Daniel Day Lewis: Nut Juice*says nut juice with the most straight and serious face*
Tyrone: *Chugs Nut Juice*
Daniel Day Lewis: *Chugs In Unison*

by stale cheerio June 13, 2018

Nuts & Bolts

1. To Do Something Crazy/Being Brave
2. To Suggest Something Crazy
3. When Not Alright In The Head

Nuts: Wonky Hammer is Going to Ask Lady Screwdriver Out to the Toolbox.

Bolts: He Must be Nuts & Bolts!

by T.Kila. August 19, 2013

poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)

Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts

by aussie1 August 23, 2007