Taco Crunch

A swift hand movement to the female genetalia region, causing pain in the vagina

Dave gave a taco crunch to Nancy after she slept with his dad.

by Dave-Kort October 18, 2013

Taco Bell

A gay dude that will tear ur ass up.

Who, Jamie last night was actin like a taco bell last nite! my ass hurts, and now i can squeeze3 dicks in there!

by TWENTY ØNE PILØTS trash October 18, 2016

Nuclear Taco

When your girl mukbangs at Taco Bell and ends up with explosive diarrhea so bad her pussy smells like a 2 week old burrito supreme.

Damn, my girl pigged out at Taco Bell and ended up with a Nuclear Taco. She got the shits so bad her snatch smelled like her asshole.

by Methy Barbie June 9, 2023

taco tongue

A different form of eating pussy. Cup and slurp

I taco tongued the shit out of her

by AlaaaaaaBamaaaaaaaaaaaa October 14, 2025

Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.

Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.

by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020

Fish Taco

When a females lower region smells absolutely disgusting.

I went down on Kim last night for some fish taco's.

I know your good at cooking dinner, but you need to wash your dishes. #fishtaco

by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016

TACO

Trump Aways Chickens Out

Don't worry the tariffs will end, TACO.

by John94114 May 31, 2025