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pseudo-neo-emo 

What a modern day 'emo' really is. Emo music is actually defined by such bands as Rites of Spring, and was really just another subgenre of hardcore punk. Today's pseudo-neo-emo is just a digusting individual who looks at livejournal, cock-in-hand whilst crying about nelson mandela's death. Irony, it's a virtue.
emo: I enjoy my subgenre of hardcore punk
pseudo-neo-emo: *cuts wrist* oh how my life sucks so much that I steal my 'scene' from an already poor subgenre of punk.
true punk: 'oi, anarchy yeah!'
normal person: right.
pseudo-neo-emo by Defiler. January 15, 2008
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A term I made up that will probably never be used except by me maybe once resulting in me looking like a tool... It basically means you want to cancel the thought, possibility, and/or misconception of anything emo that you have just said or done or what you are about to say or do.
Meant to be the equivillent of the term no homo but being situationally different.
I almost cried when my favorite band finally hit the stage... No emo.
no emo by Chandler89 August 22, 2006
Diction that is delivered in the same fashion as no homo that reverses possible assumption of emo characteristics. This may refer to emo music, emo fashion, emo lyrics, emo moshing, 'emo people', etc.

Some people may even use the term to REPLACE no homo, believing it to hold the same meaning either way.
Example 1: "I prefer smaller shirts...no emo."
Example 2: "I hate it when bands go mainstream...no emo."
Example 3: "I made a song yesterday using my blog...no emo."
no emo by RJamm June 27, 2008

Born-Again Emo 

n.; adj. someone who drastically changes there way of dress and music and becomes emo, almost over-night

C: "Sean's not shaving or cutting his hair now. He's a Born-Again Emo."
B: "Wow... What a lame-ass."

the emo swoop 

The hairdo of someone who likes to suck penises.

See the image above.
After I blew Richard last night, I got his man paste stuck in my emo swoop.
the emo swoop by Michael Hunt March 14, 2005

Walmart Emo 

An emo who is either too poor, lazy, or doesnt live close enough to an actual store with stuff that they like. Applies to s scene kids too. Usually posers.
Hazel: Wow, Jen is such a Walmart Emo. She wears those Miley Cyrus skinny pants and thinks they work.

Jim: I know, right?
Walmart Emo by Rayvine January 3, 2010