Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wifewill probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.
You can call someone a brown cow if you hate them. That's because brown cows should be making chocolate milk, but they DON'T. Therefore, they are a SHAME for the society.
"ugh, miss Johnson is a f***** brown cow!! He won't stop giving assignments"