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Urban dictionary thing

AN urban dictionary thing is a joke or example said on urban dictionary for the joke, take nothing here literally
by Appleman2020bitch November 20, 2018
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new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.
by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018
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urban dictionary zombie

When you spend 420 hours on urban dictionary and can only speak in definitions
Guy 1: woah look at guy 2
Guy 2: aaaaaa March 12th the most beautiful aaaaaa potetic person aaaa was born aaaaaa
Guy 3: yup he's definitely turned into a urban dictionary zombie
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Urban Dictionary Name

Urban Dictionary Names are usually Definitions written by people, usually who have the name or are partnered with someone with the name stated in the definition, using a bunch of good buzzwords that they can think of, usually to feel better about their name.
UD user: Hmm, I heard the word "Jezebel" today used in a derogatory fashion so maybe i should look it up on urban dictionary.
UD user named Jezebel or the partner of someone named Jezebel: Jezebel is a girl who surpasses all girls. She is beautiful, smart, and caring. She can also be loyal, kind, and trustworthy. She will always listen no matter what is going on in her own life. She gives great advice. She is a sensitive person. Above all else, her personality is incomparable to any other. Jezebel is amazing.
UD user: I guess it's pointless to search up a Urban Dictionary Name
by Dinodiddler January 3, 2023
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Urban Dict. Meta

For whatever reason, there is a common theme in roughly every other defintion on urban dictionary. The definiton will be of a name, male or female, and the definer will usually jerk off people of the same name, saying something like: Sarah - the perfect girl, will never leave you, best kind of girl, nice tits lmao, please come back sarah I’m lonely. These definitions serve pretty much no purpose except to garner attention from people mindlessly skimming by. Honestly, removing shitty reminiscing posts like the one example aforementioned would make this place way better. TL;DR to make a shitty definition of a lost lover’s name in a fruitless attempt to procure love once again; that is the Urban Dict. Meta. Don’t get me wrong, some of the definitions on this site are actually real dope, but every time I see an unironic name definition I just wish to be euthanized.
dude 1: wanna browse urban dictionary?
dude 2: sorry, I stopped lurking there after I uncovered the Urban Dict. Meta.
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