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Nice Guy

Nice guys are demi-gods. A benevolent all giving entity, too pure for this cruel world. Unwanted by this ungrateful society, he does everything for others without receiving his fair share of sexual currency. Never fuel their wrath by reminding them that maybe what they have done is self-interested and hurtful. A nice guy hates nothing more than to be portrayed as "the bad guy". The nice guy can be found on a god-complex pedestal. Beware those too naive to know the perils of the nice guys' spider web.
Nice guys finish last

Nobody wants a nice guy

Girl's just go for assholes
by valeriansalad April 14, 2022
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can't a guy have a shit

an excuse used by a fat slob you work with to get out of doing any work
Don was asked to do a simple task to which he replied , can't a guy have a shit!!
by jazzem December 8, 2021
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Clean guy

Suave looking sack of shit that hits on the fat girl while another sack of shit yahoos a forty of mickey’s
I’m thirsty, I’m making you the clean guy
by Lowkeygangstershit April 15, 2022
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Good guy/bad guy

What anybody could be at any time from Lil Wayne to Donald Trump to Joe Biden (or Nancy Pelosi) anybody who's not 2 dimensional and on a TV screen, or in a video game could be a good guy and a bad guy at different times in their life. The question a lot of people are asking is not the one suggested to them that they ask (Is this guy/girl a nice guy/girl?) or (Was this guy/girl made to look like a nice guy/girl in the one YouTube video by the people filming it?) , but they're asking something more like Is this guy/girl a decent guy/girl most of the time when he/she has the option to be anything he/she wants to? or Does this guy/girl gravitate more toward trying to be evil and scary more often than not?
Good guy/bad guy in a movie, book, or video game is clear a lot of the time, since somebody watching/playing/reading will go by what the director/author wants to be the good guy or bad guy if they're not questioning what they're seeing/reading, but in real life, people are not 2 dimensional, and they're not stupid either, so it's not going to be obvious all the time whether a guy or girl is good or evil by nature.
by Solid Mantis April 9, 2021
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National shit guy day

A day when all shit guys in the world are recognised for the shit they have done for their respective communities
Happy national shit guy day hope you enjoy
by anonymous August 10, 2025
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A 19 year old man (or 14 idk) who is probably insane. He try’s to get girls on tiktok lives to “put in his google doc.”
1. Jesses 14!
2. He’s fruity
3. Jesse- the cringest guy on tiktok
by y0ur_l0cal_dumb@ss23 May 22, 2022
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that guy

that guy who is really nice. Often the nicest person you will ever meet. However

this comes with a price. Let him get to comfortable or else he will begin

ditching you, often to make love to his cousins involving but not limited to

anal, vaginal, oral, ear, and belly button. Oh yeah and cock slit. Oh yeah don't

let him around girls cause he will brag but really he will stub his toe fall

then go lay in the corner and mope. Mope like the biggest bitch. He also has a

really small penis. He also may be caught up in the act of making secret pornos

with his sister,cousins, and last but not the least his stuffed bear.
Girl" who was that"

Other girl" ugh that guy, why did I let him get so fucking
comfortable around me."

Girl"having sex with his cousins."

Other girl"YEP!!!!"

Girl" wow this summer chris is cool"
by that guy definer January 15, 2014
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