bolck-o-mo-hoe

A female that looks good from a distance but when she gets up close you smack yourself if the balls for even thinking that she could have been hot

Scott: Damn I thought that girl was gonna be hot...

Alex: Hell no thats a block-o-mo-hoe

Scott: What?

Alex: Hell yea that hoe look good from a block or more

by Alex April 20, 2004

Hulk attack dat hoe

Rip off yo shirt, cum on yo knuckles, and punch dat hoe in da face.

Dat hoe wouldn't put out, so i decided to hulk attack dat hoe.

by Tyrone Shoes November 6, 2007

Hoes' Out, Toes Out

The noticeble uptick of women wearing open-toe shoes, heels, flip-flops, etc., upon the first warm days of Spring. Hoes favorite time of year! Similar to Sun's Out Guns Out.

I love Springtime! All the hot women break out the sexy outfits and shoes. Hoes' Out, Toes Out!

by jpm757ELC May 3, 2017

super man dat hoe

v. To "super man dat hoe" is to interrupt intercourse just as male peak is reached, thusly spooge on the female's back, and slap a tissue ontop of the cum, giving her a "cape."

"Shii, daw', you should totally just super man dat hoe - shoot her in duh back and hit a CAPE on dat shit!"

by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007

Captain Save A Hoe

means to casually utter the word captain in front of your friends with the expectation that they will come save you from a creepy guy you cant seem to ditch.

"Can I get a Captain?!" Jessica
which is code for:"Can I get a Captain Save A Hoe"
Natalie swoops over and takes Jessica away to the bar, leaving the loser who she needed to get away from alone.

by Lynnieee October 24, 2008

ipod nano dat hoe

When you bust your load (after doing the deed with a woman) on your ipod nano you grab it by the headphones and slap it across her face thus sticking on her face and using it as an ipod holder.

Johny: hey Billy guess what i did last night
Billy: what did u do?
Johny: i took this girl back to my crib and she bagged on my performance so i ipod nano dat hoe and they i comfortably listened to my music.

by The True Pappa Smurf January 16, 2008

Gabster Powing a Hoe

When you are making out with a girl and you punch her in the nose for flavor.

I was making out with a girl named Gabby and "Gabster Powed" her. Tasted like strawberry. I named it Gabster Powing a Hoe

by Bradley Compton Carlisle May 2, 2009