simp

super intelligent minecraft player

as asghvj was siting next to a girl
your mom:bro i think your a super intelligent minecraft player

asghvj:no i'm not
then he resizes it means simp

asghvj: is there any family you want to say good bye to

by created1234 February 24, 2023

Simp

A derogatory term towards straight men

"Why you men so attracted to pussy, you fucking simp"

by IHateSimps9000 April 21, 2020

Simp

People named peter

Yo, that dudes a simp.

Yeah his names peter

by PeterHasASmallDick January 23, 2020

Simp

The fucker that no matter what a girl does in Four Square, he always says that she isn't out.

JJ: She's out, she hit the ball like 5 feet out of the square.
Gary: Nah, she's not out because she's a girl.
Literally everyone: Damn you're a simp lol.

by AbyssalCloud March 10, 2021

Simp

A simp is someone who goes out of their way to impress girls just for them to friend zone him. Hes also a huge pussy and talks shit to people to sound tough but when somebody asks them to do something mildly out of their comfert zone they pussy out. They are also extremely weak and can't do shit to defend themselves. They think they are really good at things like sport when they aren't. People with these a name starting with the letter i.

"Isaac is such a simp, he thinks will never get a girlfriend."

by Arrestme3425cools February 26, 2020

Simp

Someone who says that their bf/gf is their best friend

“Dude, stop buying her stuff you’re being a simp.”

by Broddy bates October 11, 2020

Simp

“If you’re only being nice cuz you wanna lay the pipe, your a simp... if you buy her all new clothes and she says ‘Well thank you, bro,’ you’re a simp,” - Yung Nugget

“Ryan is such a simp”

by nickabrukidding March 4, 2020