Jizz in my pants

When a girl does something so stimulating you Jizz in your pants and make that crazy retarded face that all of us guys do.

"My heart stood still so did time and space
Never felt that I could feel real again
But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
She turned to me that's when she said it
Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?"
And I Jizz in my pants!.

by Drew is da fuckin man. December 18, 2008

check my vitals

The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.

Man hold up a minute and let me check my vitals before we leave.

by yeslowlow June 18, 2007

Eat My Shorts

To make an offering to someone to consume one's knee length pantalons.

Pardon me sir, but would you be so kind as to eat my shorts?

by fuCKY December 7, 2003

smoke my meat

A variation of the phrase "smoke my cock".

1. A phrase used to express extreme disgust

2. Something a whore likes to do for under 20 bucks.

3. Something you should be doing if you're a complete asshole.

If my boss thinks I'm going to clean up his shit he can smoke my fuckin' meat.

That bitch smokes the meat for a free meal.

You guys are total dicks so go ahead and smoke my meat.

by Jack beats Nimble January 31, 2010

my flow is tizzight

the menstrual flow is going well due to the use of proper vaginal pads

Girl, since I got the Rocapads, my flow is tizzight....

by jimmythedungeonmaster August 22, 2006

eat my cornhole

another term for kiss my ass

"If you don't like me, eat my cornhole."

by Chris Crocker May 11, 2008

Kachiga my Nigga

So, you're talking to your token black friend. Instead of saying aight, you can say kachiga my nigga. Some mans from the movie cars said it. So kachiga my nigga.

What's good b. Aye my mans do say that shit you get the nigga pass. KACHIGA MY NIGGA

by spigetfinners June 4, 2017