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Good Morning and God Bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
Steve: "We need to go where is Ethan?"
John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
by smj101 May 24, 2018
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COD God

That boy nice at COD, he plays like that dude COD God
by ChiefBeef July 10, 2024
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God derangement syndrome

When people believe a 2000 year old magic man will return to save them.
The people who voted a felonious rapist into the highest job in the country because they suffer from God derangement syndrome
by The Demon Youmademe March 20, 2025
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Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.
"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"
by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021
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God Fucked

Shoving ones penis into his asshole whilst screaming "OH GOD"
Steve: did debbie tell u what sandy's boyfriend FRED did the other day?

Rick: nope; what happened?

Steve: Fred God Fucked himself at the beach yesterday when he tripped over a rock!

Rick: dayyyyyymn bro
by Renegade69 July 25, 2016
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God

The most powerful creature in the entire UNIVERSE. You don’t have to believe in him, but never. I repeat, NEVER MOCK HIM. You’ll regret it big time. God bless you
Me: I’m so upset. This morning I was late to school because I lost my school shirt so I was stuck in my PJ’s. I was ready 3 minutes late. Got there 15 minutes late.
God: the reason why that happened was because, if you were to get ready on time, you would have gotten in a car crash. So I saved you.
by SabrxnaWolf February 17, 2021
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Floss God

Y’all listen to that new Floss God? That shit go harrrrrd
by Guapteament November 22, 2021
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