Fishing in a puddle

To perform a futile action, where the activity is pointless and ridiculous.

Pal: Joe, let's hit up that old ladys house!

Joe: The bank is down the street, you don't go fishing in a puddle.

by Jimjoe22 July 20, 2017

std fishing

when you sleep around carelessly with a bunch of people with no protection or concern for your well being

guy #1: hey did you see jeremy yesterday coming out the clinic talking about he caught crabs and herpes from those ho’s he was with

guy #2: yeah man i heard he was std fishing, poor guy

by IamGum June 15, 2020

Fish

I'm worried about you.

"The fish quickly caught on to the devilish scheme and proceeded to murder each and every one of the schemers, proving it's perfection once more.

by ShadowyUD March 22, 2022

Lighting fish

The fish jumps out of the water in a flying matter when there is lighting.

Hey bro did you see that lighting fish fly right now?

by girl_with_paper_balls_in_her_h May 22, 2022

FISH

Fuck It Shit Happens

“Damn I’m drunk” Fuck It Shit Happens(Fish)

by _not_my_real_name_ December 24, 2018

coy fish

When someone you are hooking up with or dating becomes obsessive and turns into a stalker. Someone is a coy fish when they won't leave you alone, repeatedly.

"I just got coy fished..." or "She is such a coy fish, she won't leave me alone."

by beamerbeamer April 27, 2015

FISH

"Friend is shit-hole"

He's so fish!

by oledysk December 27, 2013