Fall Down The Stairs

The act in which a male bends his penis to his anus and penetrates himself. (A male fucking hismelf)

It's not like we're trying to fall down the stairs or anything.

by Rick L September 7, 2008

settle down esmeralda

an esmeralda is defined as a horny person; used in this way as a sarcastic comment

In "that 70s Show" Hyde tells Eric to settle down Esmeralda when he gets outraged by the fact that Steven and Jackie were making out.

by Rachel H June 27, 2008

sit-down meeting

Similar to "dropping a duece". Its where you sit down on the toilet to have a poo , but it may take awhile, so you typically bring in work to do like a laptop or a book or magazine; and since you don't want to divuldge that you're crapping when someone calls you, you tell them that you're having a sit-down meeting instead.

"Hey Dude, how's it going?"
"Cool, man. I'm just having a sit-down meeting and I'll call you back."

by thegirlDJ August 25, 2009

to lay down the law

to take a shit/crap
to poop
to make toilet soup

That crazy lady ran out in middle of the park, dropped trou, then layed down the law in plain view of everyone.

After eating all that Indian food, I have to lay down the law! Where's the toilet?

by antitrustfund October 22, 2009

All of the downs and the uppers

A reference to drugs, both depressants (downs) and stimulates (uppers). Commonly used together (alcohol and marijuana) to further remove one's self from reality than either one alone.

Tonight I'm trying all of the downs and the uppers

by kingjo3y June 13, 2016

Thumbs Down Syndrome

People who will thumbs down/dislike many things, and mostly for no reason.

Guy 1: How's your channel going?
Guy 2: Not good with ratings, people with Thumbs Down Syndrome are swarming my channel...

by DarkCloudRevived May 2, 2016

Put the hammer down

The term comes from back in the day when Truckers were Truckers and their rigs didn't have A.C., in an attempt to cool off, truckers would put a sludge hammer down on the gas peddle, open their doors and stand outside on the steps while cruising down Route 66 through the Cajon Pass in Calif. They would call out on their CB's "put the hammer down". You would see a line of semis with truckers driving from the step of their trucks.

It's time to put the hammer down.

by L8erdayz January 13, 2022