Grandma cum fountain

A grandma inside a jerk circle that gets cummed on to form a fountain.

Me and my friends had a grandma cum fountain at my house last night

by Grandma Cum Fountain December 7, 2018

cum shot glasses

Large sunglasses worn by women to protect their eyes from facial cum shots.

Look at the CSG's on her!
I love a great pair of cum shot glasses!

by Fergal feckitt May 23, 2016

Cum stain mafia

A group of people who have came at least once in a piece of clothing leaving a cum stain

Ya I rep the cum stain mafia

by Lil Welch December 16, 2019

Jake cums-on-fords

Jake cums on fords is a shortass bitch who likes to spunk on ford cars and complain about being a nerd

Person 1: hey who is that short guy cumming on my car?
Person 2: it's a Jake cums-on-fords

by Somegayhater January 3, 2020

Drop the cum dump

Drop the cum dump means jerking off or masturbating, and yeah... i don't think it's a better way to say you want to jerk off today either, but still...

Ay bro, imma drop the cum dump in 30 minutes, i'll be back alright?

- yea gotchu bro but hurry up

by idk, really, just Hydro July 1, 2020

cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight

jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020

Bambi cum and collapse

Bambi cums and cums, bambi cums so hard and she goes all limp

Daddy: Good girl bambi, do you want some cummies
Bambi: Yes daddy please
Daddy: Bambi cum and collapse

by Bambi Sleep December 31, 2022