Shit-for-brains

Someone who focuses on negative things in making a decision!

The whole party focused on the negative aspects of inward migration and not the positive, they had shit-for-brains!

by SkwellyDancer May 15, 2018

Shit’s Fat

Noun and Adjective
- Meaning that a female’s gluteus maximas is above average in size.
- Large ass
- Big booty

1. Damn bro, you see that girl in the dress over there?
Yeah bro, shit’s fat
2. Yo, would you smash Autumn?
Hell yeah, shit’s fat bro

by 6’5”CantDunk May 21, 2018

shit sled

A crappy car, pickup truck, van etc. Usually with one or more spare tires (donuts) on it, mismatched paint, primer showing, lots of physical defects. Something you would be embarrassed to be seen in.

Terrance swung by our house in his shit sled, but Sarah refused to get in it. Terrance left by himself, pissed.

by Solo-Stroke May 22, 2018

Ghost Shit

When you pinch a huge loaf in the toilet, then wipe and find there is nothing there. Then you check the toilet and find it magically disappeared. But you know you to a thunder dump, this cant be the case. So you proceed to look around the room then you forget all about the shit and go on with your day.

BUTTHOLE: "AHHHHHHHHH" **SQUIRT**
DUDE:"did i just GHOST SHIT!?"

by WIPEN' FORWARDS May 26, 2018

shit tunnel

the toilet, the portal to the shit caven.

gonna drop a deuce down the shit tunnel

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover October 9, 2023

Executive Shit

Secretly taking a shit at your workplace in the private toilet of the MD or CEO. Otherwise known as the E.S.

Did you hear that Neil took an Executive Shit when the MD and his PA were off at lunch?

by Executive Shitter October 16, 2023

Shit-Post

a post on the internet, with the goal of humor with unrelated, seemingly nonsensical off-topic themes. Often having no predictable narrative and being funny only since its confusing nature.

"Yeah, this joke doesnt make sense."
"That's because its a shit-post."

by Noctone April 6, 2023