by nickthompson April 26, 2021
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1) Her dive off the diving board was so perfect that when she hit the water there wasn't really much of a splash only a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
2) It was dark on the placid lake and completely quiet. Bored I started tossing rocks into the water underneath the full moon. Every time I threw a rock into the lake the only sound I could hear in the darkness was a monkey fart.
by Abraxas Romante April 29, 2008
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A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
A fart which starts to smell a few seconds before it is heard. A speed of light fart behaves much like thunder and lightning. A person capable of a speed of light fart can quickly exit a room before it is heard and thus leave the blame to another person.
The other day I was in the elevator with another person when I started to smell something terrible. A moment later and that person left and just after the door closed I heard a loud fart noise which I did not make. I then realized that the other person had speed of light farted.
by Hulk19 August 7, 2017
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As soon as Attorney General Barr began his comments to the press and his eyes began to water uncontrollably, he knew he’d been hit by the Silent Fart Brigade.
by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2019
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Dubliss: *sniff*
Mon: hmmm take it in boy, i got me some rancid ass farts !
Rallis: woooooweee thats some rooti tootin rancid ass farts !
Mon: hmmm take it in boy, i got me some rancid ass farts !
Rallis: woooooweee thats some rooti tootin rancid ass farts !
by Rallisman November 22, 2016
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Get the Dog fight fart mug.A pre shit fart, is the last bit of gas left over, which takes over the remaining space between your rectum , your poop and the air. It is the worst smelling fart ever, smells like you have shit your sefl, without actually shitting yourself. It is your last and final warning to get your butt to the toilet!
I have been busting ass all the way home, but this last one was a real pre shit fart.
It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.
Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl
It is the last amount before you are actually praire dogging. A preshit fart is allowing your company to actally smell the authenticity of what your shit would smell like if they were hagging out in the bathroom with you. Mostly, smells like a trucker shit.
Angel just threw a pre-shit fart and then dashed to the bathroom.....almost missing the bowl
by Fartologist December 22, 2013
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