Real Nigga Time

RNT for short. An adjective that indicates any copacetic or extraordinary action. In other words, any noteworthy behavior that is gangsta or trill AF. Finally, a duration that every person strives towards, but few attain.
Jamal: Yo Rick Ross just spent a mil at the strip club

Myth : That is dude is on Real Nigga Time (RNT)
by AiyoMyth July 07, 2011
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Race Against Time

A game; where upon a man smothers his erect penis with Vaseline or some other comparable lubricant, wraps it with sandpaper, and then proceeds to masturbate.

He wins by ejaculating before the lube is replaced with blood.
-"Why isn't Bobby in class today?"

-"He played Race Against Time last night, and lost."

-"Yikes!"
by Himself666 June 19, 2010
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shit in a piss time

Toilettiquette...When visiting the restroom out on a date, or at a dinner party, you take a lightning fast crap to fool your date or fellow diners into thinking you only needed a piss by being in the can for such a short time.

a very hurried poop taken so as not to keep guests waiting
I really needed to take a shit but my date had arrived, so I told her I was just 'nipping to the bathroom to freshen up' and took a quick 'shit in a piss time', so as not to keep her waiting
by mr Cunninglinguist October 27, 2012
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tea time tim

tea time tim is another level of the average tea time. tim takes tea to an obnoxious level and adds to the awkward sensation of any situation. Tea time tim is a name born from a minor supporting character in “the set up” movie, creepy tim. he accurately resembles how people look while searching and sharing the “tea time tim”.
the tea time tim is that billly told sarah who told bill who told natalie who told bob that sally is preggers
by natalie wilson March 30, 2019
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Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.
Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”
by th1sdj October 28, 2020
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Trumpet note time

The amount of time estimated by an experienced trumpet player of how long they could last playing music containing certain notes.

For most people, Middle Gs (second open fingered lip position) are usually easiest and can be played for absolutely ages, however, top Gs (fifth open fingered lip position) are fairly difficult to tone anyway, so the time is strongly decreaced to about one hour or so. Bottom Gs (bottom 1 and 2 fingered lip position) help get the lips tighter again after not having played for a while (eg. a break in a rehersal).
man one- "hey. what's your top F trumpet note time?"
man two- "oh, about an hour or something"
man one- "cool. mine's about the same too"
by belgium RULES :D January 29, 2011
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Shake it three times

To turn yourself on while your urinating - (for males).
Going for a slash
Make sure you "shake it three times" dude.
by Monkey666 January 23, 2011
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