my eyes are up here

A statement to remind someone distracted by a person's breasts or genitalia that they're having a conversation.

Todd: Yeah, so we'll meet up for the movies at um... uh(staring at/hypnotized by the breasts of the woman he's talking to) I uh...

Lisa: Hey, my eyes are up here bud.

Todd: Oh! Crap, sorry bout that.

by Bovious August 2, 2016

Rikku Eye

The unfortunate act of getting spunk in one's eye, due to a man ejaculating on one's face.

"What happened to you? Your eye looks red."
"I got Rikku Eyed last night"

by Spangolin November 30, 2006

dick sucking eyes

An adult male with eyes that give you the creeps or are overly effeminate.

Tom: Something has always bugged me about Patrick Swayze.

Hank: It's because he has dick sucking eyes.

by Witworth March 3, 2010

Eyes like a dead fish

A person who's eyes seems to contain no life, like that of a dead fish. This can be a person's natural look, but it can also be found on people suffering from shell shock. Also known as the "Thousand Yard Stare."

Sebastion- "People keep telling me that I have eyes like a dead fish Q."
Q- "You'd better start wearing shades then, man. Those eyes really do look dead when you look at them up close."

by Sebastian Wolfe April 19, 2017

fucking my eyes out

Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.

Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."

Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'

by 317Electrician December 18, 2016

suck my dick eye

When you see a gal with a purdy mouth and she looks at you seductively.

John and I were leaving the pub and grub and Becky gave him the "suck my dick eye" and he went home with her.

by duckkiller May 25, 2012

one eye open drunk

Preface: This can't just be me. Ok, Def. When You have drank enough that it is inexplicably comfortable to watch TV or read with just one eye open. To open both eyes actually reduces the quality of visual perception. This stage occurs before any feeling of sickness, but well past the point of which "good judgement" is a consideration.

I'm one eye open drunk and feeling pretty great about it.

by Wordsmithin June 20, 2017