dary-douche

You meet this guy called Dary and he's a self entitled d*ck so he's known as a dary-douche.

Me: Hey dude
Dary: I'm amazing, everyone wants me
Me: What a dary-douche

by evil-bacon-is-evil November 16, 2015

Dickle Douche

When a man urinates inside a woman's pussy.

I was fucking my girlfriend last night and I had to piss so bad, I dickle douched inside her.

by Sharky 321 October 15, 2016

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

Phantom Douche

The accidental injection of cold air into the rectum during anal douching. Often a result of an ill-prepared or malfunctioning douche.

My douche bag broke and I ended up having a phantom douche.

by ScoobySkeet November 29, 2016

miss douche

what you call a woman who makes something pervey out of a man. Qouta Rebecca Bunch of The CW's Crazy Ex Girlfriend

Yeah I'm done with miss douche, gonna start with misses douche

by ruckasboy January 13, 2017

death douche

Someone who has to tell everyone about who just died.

- Hey dude, Jerry Lewis died. I can't believe it. So sad.
- you are such a death douche. You're not upset that he died, you just wanted to be the first to let me know.

by PlugYourBlogDotCom September 7, 2017

milk douche

When you’re drinking milk, you laugh and then it comes out your nose.

Last night Ried milk douched 2 times.

by Stinky1995 October 24, 2017