The sexual act of performing anal with your mans best friend whilst using peanut butter as lube. Once climixed you pull out and let your dog enjoy the peanut surprise.
by PupperSupper August 25, 2016
An asshole, mainly of the canine variety. Often seen committing random acts of fuckery. Acts hood, but is really a pussy. Scared of vacuums, Swiffers, and other small household appliances.
by e92 August 10, 2014
To cause a desired result by means other than the obvious or rational method. Imagine you want a dog to wag it's tail. You should make the dog happy, and the tail will wag. If you can't or won't make the dog happy, you can get the tail to wag by "wagging the dog".
When the college saw that black students were failing Calculus at a disproportionately high rate to their enrollment, they decided to wag the dog by making the tests less difficult.
by Crack-boy November 26, 2007
by nikoal January 05, 2004
by DJ Manolides April 01, 2003
Washing the Dogs is one of the tasks we always say our colleugues are carrying out when Living the Dream or Working from Home. It indicates that they are not really working but actually doing something less boring instead
by Felix Steiner June 29, 2006