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A straight up gangsta chick from Bowie Texas.
Yo, K-Dog eats peanut butter and bananas for breakfast.
K-Dog by Tex Bacon August 24, 2019
An asshole, mainly of the canine variety. Often seen committing random acts of fuckery. Acts hood, but is really a pussy. Scared of vacuums, Swiffers, and other small household appliances.
That asshole K-dog ate the crunchy bits off of my Chic-Fil-A biscuit! What an asshole!
K-dog by e92 August 10, 2014
Person " You know K-Dog? He sold me a Skittles pack."
Person2 " Coolio."
K-Dog by SomeHotTakis August 1, 2018
K-dog ( is a nickname that refers to a david kostal, the author of TOTAL DOMINATION. He can be found teaching 'science' - or as I like to call it, witchcraft, in the northbrook junior high school. IThis god-like man emerged from the ancient celestial heavens on a blazing chariot powered by teenage hormones and sleep deprivation. He will not rest until his students succeed. He hasn't slept in years. you thought Santa delivers presents to children on Christmas, you’re wrong, Mr. Kostal delivers the presents. If you thought that it takes a miracle for a candle to stay lit for 8 days, you’re wrong, it takes a David Kostal to keep a candle lit for 8 days. David Kostal is the miracle. Kostal spent 5 years on an island off the coast of Mexico learning an ancient form of karate. He is the sole inspiration for all anime ever created and invented k-pop as well. Using his master karate , he once broke the internet while performing the prestigious art of T-Posing, which is the topic of his book Total Domination; David Kostal's life story. Some of his hobbies include collecting Zero Sugar Pepsi cans, growing Watermelon, and cleaning up the messes his students make.
Person #1: OMG ITS MY DAD K-DOG! K-DOG THE SCIENCE GOD YESSS!!!
K-Dog by jehovah's wetness December 17, 2018
a rang cunt who rolls eshays with hand sanitiser
k dog is black
k dog by RANGA KILLA September 10, 2020
an asshole that has sex with sluts while dating you
dude, k slept with a while he was dating her! he pulled a total k dog!
k dog by @nonym0u$ February 14, 2008