Day Guys

Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis

Those dam day guys ruin everything

by LordDollface April 7, 2020

Butthole Guy

n. A pervert freak who checks out girl’s buttholes whilst they walk by. He couldn’t care less about ass or boobs because true beauty is what’s inside.

Dude, Anton is a total butthole guy! Did you see him staring at Nigyambay’s butthole?! Uuuuuuhhhhhh!!!!!! 😫😫😫

by buttcrackjewguy October 15, 2022

Fooking Mental Guy

another term for

“fucking mental guy”

that’s one fooking mental guy !

by 1Shot Duke November 29, 2024

Guy 420

Never have been used, hes a nice number tho

Guy 1: lets suck dick
Guy 2 - 419: ill come
Guy 420: yall are sus af

by Oursio July 16, 2022

Nice Guy

Self perceived nice guys/girls who expect to be rewarded for the bare minimum. The word is more common in the dating world but can be applied to people who wallow in their self-pity, whining they deserve more than what they were given in life. Usually misguided individuals who experienced many misfortunes.

"Ugh, of course they picked Geoffrey over me at the job listing. They would actually prefer assholes over me!"
"And let me guess, you put "nice guy" in your CV? Get over it, man. There are other hires available."

by swcy December 15, 2022

Guy out

To fall asleep right after sex. Typically a guy thing.

I tend the guy out with Diana, sometimes Diana guys out on me after sex.

by Guyoutguy November 3, 2018

Guy Sir

A polite way to address a fellow sir when you do not know his name. Related to a lady sir.

Excuse me, guy sir, where can I find a monocle as fine as yours?

by RatLadyLordMissLadySir May 4, 2017